just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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