Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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