ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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