better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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