I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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