Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
