I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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