ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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