He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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