I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
