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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Barsexuality is the new black.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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