How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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