I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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