So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I have demons in me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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