Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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