Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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