it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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