"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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