She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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