So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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