It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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