I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize