plz talk dirty to me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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