Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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