Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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