Already got asked if we're dating
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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