Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We have started to decorate penises.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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