We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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