biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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