I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
