So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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