i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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