Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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