worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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