i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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