Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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