Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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