I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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