i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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