Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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