This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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