if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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