I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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