I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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