the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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