i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Please don't give away my fajitas
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