Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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