What did we do last night that was yellow?
It's just like the Real World with babies
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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