i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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