another moral hangover. fuck.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
