Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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