R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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