Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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