YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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