On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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