Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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