For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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