What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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